Mini Venus Fly Trap Plush 7" sports @DadSaysJokes is a community-run dad

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This officially-licensed kit includes a mini replica of the Ghost Trap from the 1984 classic film

SPECIFICATIONS: Four mini finger puppets of Dorothy

Jam out with the help of man's best friend—the Mini SubWOOFer

Mini Venus Fly Trap Plush 7" sports @DadSaysJokes is a community-run dadHey! Watch where you're chomping, Mini Venus Flytrap, you almost bit me! Oh, that was on purpose? Because to you I look like a giant bug? I mean I am covered in a protective exoskeleton. And I do have wings. And a thorax and abdomen. And I do reproduce by laying eggs on the underside of leaves. Huh. I guess I do kind of seem like a giant bug. Wait, am I a giant bug? I have a lot of thinking to do.