Never Fight a Dinosaur - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pendleton Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "IN DOG BEERS

Rufus delivered that future tourism pitch completely straight and somehow made strip mall utopia sound like paradise

Inspired by Dwight Schrute & Cousin Mos Schrute's beet farm in The Office

Both major parties could learn something from a platform built entirely on breadsticks and no term limits

Never Fight a Dinosaur - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pendleton Arched distressed white text readsSquaring up against a T Rex in a suit like you're settling a bar tab requires the exact confidence that gets people jurasskicked. The dinosaur doesn't even need to throw a punch, it just needs to show up. The Details: Cream yellow retro script text reads "Never Fight a Dinosaur" above a pulp style illustration of a blue toned man in a suit squaring off against a green dinosaur lunging with jaws open. A teal outlined rounded rectangle at the bottom