The Cornholio Kid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Fireworks Director is a self-appointed

Fireworks Director is a self-appointed title earned by whoever has the longest lighter and the shortest attention span

Birmingham's Ironmakers took the diamond in 1887

Harris running a pitching school with a syllabus on foreign substances is the most honest thing Cleveland ever produced

Bold white distressed text beneath reads "REVERSED ITSELF

The Cornholio Kid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Fireworks Director is a self-appointedCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie