Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL " above large coral script

" above large coral script reading "Pinks" overlapping a vintage hand-drawn batter in mid-swing rendered in blue and coral with distressed texture

Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly

Or maybe yourself

flanking a white baseball with dark stitching

Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL " above large coral scriptAsking strangers to touch your dinghy is a request that only works when there's an inflatable raft in the illustration. Nobody is impressed by the size, but everyone respects the confidence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PLEASE TOUCH MY DINGHY" in large capitals. Below, a white halftone illustration of an inflatable dinghy boat appears from a three quarter angle, showing inflated pontoon tubes, a bench seat, and a transom, rendered