President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt kokomo Roller skating in a sport

Roller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party

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Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2 Coat Wax" and "ORIGINAL

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President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt kokomo Roller skating in a sportGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif