Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "ANDY & RED'S" above teal text reading "ESTD" and "1967" flanking a vintage hand-drawn teal illustration of a two-masted sailboat on water

conveniently omitting the Tusken Raiders and cantinas where limbs get severed over drink orders

Captain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history

Distressed white italic text reading "MISSION VIEJO" in a smaller condensed font sits above "SKATEWAY" rendered in large

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Arched distressed white serif textCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads