Desperately Seeking Susan - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Apologizing in advance just streamlines

Apologizing in advance just streamlines the whole process

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

A dark olive midcentury line art anthropomorphic planet wearing a party hat and Saturn-like ring roller skates in a dynamic pose between "CHICAGO" and "ILLINOIS

White serif numerals read "1988" near the base

Desperately Seeking Susan - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Apologizing in advance just streamlinesRoberta's entire identity crisis hinges on a jacket with a pyramid on it, which is the most East Village thing ever. Stealing someone's thrift store look is apparently a valid path to self discovery. Inspired by Desperately Seeking Susan. The Details: Golden yellow pyramid built from rows of stone bricks sits beneath a red triangle capstone containing the Eye of Providence surrounded by radiating gold rays. A red and gold curved scroll banner beneath