Thunderlips - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Patriotic fonts that can't decide

Patriotic fonts that can't decide if they witnessed the Revolution or the Bicentennial honestly track for a country still workshopping its identity

Membership in a spooky shit appreciation society requires owning at least three skulls you didn't inherit and ranking horror movies by atmospheric fog density

with groovy rounded bubble lettering reading "FREE BIRD" below

Frozen orange juice futures are a hell of a way to bankrupt two old men who ruined lives over a dollar bet

Thunderlips - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Patriotic fonts that can't decideCharity matches require a certain decorum that Thunder Lips clearly never read the memo on. Gorilla pressing the Italian Stallion while Adrian screams is a weird way to raise money for youth centers. Inspired by Rocky III. The Details: A cartoon style illustration shows Thunder Lips in yellow trunks and yellow boots hoisting a smaller wrestler overhead in a gorilla press slam. Bold red italicized text with a yellow outline reads "THUNDER LIPS" below.