Beaver Liquor - Unisex Sweatshirt hammond " with a small white

" with a small white inverted triangle centered beneath it

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A small golden-yellow flux capacitor icon sits beneath the main text block

Beaver Liquor - Unisex Sweatshirt hammond " with a small whiteBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text