Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL " Smaller golden-yellow text below

" Smaller golden-yellow text below reads "1925 WEST LINCOLN · ANAHEIM

flanked by distressed serif text reading "DENTIST SURGEON" and "BOUNTY HUNTER

Slapping a guy whose cardio peaks at pouring Kahlúa onto a mountain range next to extreme sports branding is aggressively wrong in the best way

Black uppercase text below reads "LOS ANGELES

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL " Smaller golden-yellow text belowMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow