Kreese's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt burbank Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "IN DOG BEERS

" with red text reading "SERVED IN A DIRTY ASHTRAY

A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982

A flat-style illustration of a drab olive green 1970s station wagon sits in profile with a roof rack

Kreese's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt burbank Arched distressed white text readsMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow