Too Old For This Sheet - Unisex Hoodie boston White bold text below reads

White bold text below reads "BERRA AND RIZZUTO" above yellow script reading "40 Bowling Lanes

underlined by a diagonal lightning bolt

A rectangular graphic illustration of a cyan and blue water surface with dark-outlined ripples and wave patterns sits below the text

Text reads "As Heard On The Delicious Dish

Too Old For This Sheet - Unisex Hoodie boston White bold text below readsGhosts haunting houses at 2 AM clearly never discovered the wingback recliner and basic cable. Once you're holding a coffee mug and a remote by 8: 45 PM, terrorizing the living feels like unpaid overtime. The Details: Bold white retro rounded text reads "TOO OLD FOR THIS" above a larger "SHEET." Below, a cartoon ghost slumps in an orange wingback armchair holding a coffee mug in one hand and a TV remote in the other, black dot eyes and an open mouth