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Distressed white arched block text reads "FEEDING" above a detailed white top-down illustration of a mosquito with spread wings

" "RIVERSIDE

White hand-drawn lightning bolt stretches horizontally in a jagged zigzag pattern across the chest

Teams like these gave places like Smithfield something to rally around long before television arrived

I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Unisex Tank Top rad Distressed white arched block textCatching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible. Decades later we're still buying that for a dollar, still being the joke. Inspired by RoboCop. The Details: Distressed white hand lettered text reads "I'D BUY THAT" across the top. A posterized illustration of Bixby Snyder depicts his round glasses, goatee, and wide open laughing mouth, framed by a blue TV screen glow. Bold white distressed