Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Captain Freedom retiring from televised

Captain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

and absolutely zero regard for pronunciation standards

Going that way really fast is either reckless stupidity or a startup pitch deck

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Captain Freedom retiring from televisedEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads