Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Large golden-yellow blackletter text reads

Large golden-yellow blackletter text reads "Dukes" with a swooping underline

underlined by a diagonal lightning bolt

White cursive script reads "Beaches" over a pink triangle outline containing a curling light blue and white wave

Both elements are rendered in a vintage public-safety-poster style with distressed texture

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Large golden-yellow blackletter text readsSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small