The Steaks Are High - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus carrying the grit of a

carrying the grit of a mill town on their backs

That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads

A vintage cartoon miner mascot in a prospector hat swings a baseball bat

Distressed white block text in a weathered screen-print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY

The Steaks Are High - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus carrying the grit of aCows playing poker while visibly baked is the only honest portrayal of a Thursday night card game ever put on record. Every other version leaves out the part where nobody remembers the blinds and the cigar is decorative at best. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "THE STEAKS ARE HIGH" across the top. A cartoon illustration depicts two Holstein cows with red eyes seated in chairs at a green poker table, one puffing a cigar with gray