Bigfoot Social Distancing World Champ - Unisex T-Shirt iconic80s90s Celebrating a successful bowel movement

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

Golden-amber arched text reads "SPANIARD'S" above large decorative serif lettering reading "GLADIATOR

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Bigfoot Social Distancing World Champ - Unisex T-Shirt iconic80s90s Celebrating a successful bowel movementBigfoot has been avoiding people since before it was a public health recommendation, and he's got the trophy to prove it. Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point. The Details: Brown vintage hand drawn Bigfoot strides mid step in the classic Patterson Gimlin pose, carrying a golden trophy marked "1" in one hand and a white roll of toilet paper in the other, flanked by green pine trees. Bold golden yellow block