Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Minnesota Spelling it with an E-I-G-H

Spelling it with an E-I-G-H is just plausible deniability for the office party

Bold distressed white serif letter "I" appears at the top left beside a halftone black-and-white portrait of Snake Plissken with his signature eyepatch and long disheveled hair

White script reads "Memorial" above bold white block text "GOLF TOURNAMENT

A mid-century cartoon alligator in a black top hat and roller skates glides in profile past a green palm tree

Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Minnesota Spelling it with an E-I-G-HSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.