The Boys Are Back In Town - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL " and "BASEBALL CLUB" above

" and "BASEBALL CLUB" above a small white home plate icon

Earning the title of okayest aunt means the nephews are alive and nobody called the authorities

next to a distressed white and red cartoon cherub in a batting stance wearing a red cap

Large Marge picked up one hitchhiker and scared an entire generation into never accepting rides from strangers

The Boys Are Back In Town - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL " and "BASEBALL CLUB" aboveJesus and Santa rolling up in the same sleigh is the Christmas equivalent of two divorced parents showing up to the recital together. December's been running this awkward double billing for two thousand years and nobody's questioned the lineup. The Details: Golden yellow blackletter text reads "The Boys Are Back In Town!" with white Gothic style text below reading "Merry Christmas!" A retro cartoon illustration depicts Jesus Christ and Santa Claus