Captain Morgan Freeman - Unisex Tank Top Color:White Jesus quoting 50 Cent at

Jesus quoting 50 Cent at his own birthday party is the most theologically accurate bar anyone has ever spit

Distressed red block text below reads "'MERI-" followed by distressed blue block text reading "CAAAAAW

and Butch's laughter is the last sane response either of them manages

but this one served an entire fantasy

Captain Morgan Freeman - Unisex Tank Top Color:White Jesus quoting 50 Cent atMorgan Freeman narrating your poor life choices would at least make them sound intentional. Putting him in a Captain Morgan pose just means the voice of God finally endorses what he's been quietly judging at every party. The Details: A detailed digital illustration portrays a pirate figure in a red tricorn hat, red coat with gold trim, blue cape, and brown boots, posed with one foot on a wooden barrel and a cutlass in hand. Ornate white serif text