Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL and light blue atomic starburst

and light blue atomic starburst accents

but their noses found the evidence years ago

followed by "I DON'T WANNA BE" and an equally oversized "RIGHT

A white vintage illustration of a rooster on roller skates stands centered inside a red circle

Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL and light blue atomic starburstBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit