Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black it was a military entrance

it was a military entrance exam from a civilization too desperate to care about your GPA

Teal text reads "LAST SEASON'S WINNERS" followed by large stacked white capitals reading "WHITMAN

Somewhere a 1950s housewife is smiling through frosting and measuring out exactly two cups of please stop talking

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Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black it was a military entranceBowling's only sport where yelling "grab your balls" in public gets a laugh instead of a police report. That 1950s Brylcreem aesthetic is doing more plausible deniability work than a corporate lawyer. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "GRAB YOUR BALLS" across the top, flanked by starburst and sparkle accents. A 1950s style illustration of a bowler