I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt hawaii Johnny tossing his badge into

Johnny tossing his badge into the surf afterward is peak melodrama disguised as the only sane response

matching white text reads "Nuts" with a curved baseball-style swoosh underline

Winger and Ziskey treating it like a party bus to Italy is just peak operational efficiency

rendered in golden-yellow cheese

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt hawaii Johnny tossing his badge intoBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked