Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff and nobody ever will

and nobody ever will

The field guide entry is real formal for something nobody can say out loud at dinner

a skull and crossbones

Napoleon got a waterslide and history got a pep rally

Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff and nobody ever willReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"