If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug tombstone Santa's arm throwing devil horns

Santa's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card

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A row of alternating red and blue five-pointed stars spans the center

Black pixel-art text in retro video game typography reads "Here it is Mikey

If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug tombstone Santa's arm throwing devil hornsGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.