Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL rendered in a 1950s pulp

rendered in a 1950s pulp sci-fi cartoon style surrounded by scattered white stars

Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word

" in irregular hand-painted letterforms

A cartoon nutcracker in a red military uniform with gold shoulder trim

Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL rendered in a 1950s pulpPlausible deniability printed on cotton is the oldest move in the lake house playbook. Grandma sees a man who loves his speedboat, and everyone else at the cookout is biting through their lip trying not to lose it. The Details: Bold, rounded navy blue lettering reads "MOTOR BOATIN' SON" across two lines at the top. A navy blue line art illustration of a figure driving a speedboat with water spray trails behind it sits in the center. Matching navy text