You Can't Make Everybody Happy - Unisex T-Shirt farts Large white outlined serif letters

Large white outlined serif letters read "LAW" centered below

and zero social calibration

riding a BMX bicycle through a starry sky dotted with white stars

and a small downward-pointing triangle near the bottom center

You Can't Make Everybody Happy - Unisex T-Shirt farts Large white outlined serif lettersPizza maintains a 100% approval rating across every demographic, tax bracket, and emotional state. Accepting you rank below warm bread and cheese is the first honest thing most people ever do. The Details: Distressed white block text in a weathered screen print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY. YOU'RE NOT PIZZA." Visible texture erosion appears throughout the bold, condensed lettering. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun