Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL front wheel lifted high

front wheel lifted high

That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

" in oversized capitals

Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL front wheel lifted highNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters