Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon A smack to the head

A smack to the head remains the greatest Zen lesson ever delivered poolside

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Poodles surrounded by pastel rainbows and sparkly flowers radiate more raw dominance than every guy who has ever unironically called himself an alpha male

Arched distressed white serif text reads "MARQUETTE UNDERTAKERS" above a vintage illustration of a coffin with its lid ajar

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon A smack to the headTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text