Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Curved distressed white text below

Curved distressed white text below reads "I'M PATRIOTIC" completing the circular composition

Catching a bullet and turning it into a power move is Wyatt Earp's entire emotional vocabulary

White rectangular border frames bold distressed block text reading "STRAIGHT" at the top and "OUTTA" below

Arched distressed yellow serif text reads "COFFEE" above a vintage 1950s advertisement-style illustration of a grinning man in a yellow plaid shirt holding a coffee cup

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Curved distressed white text belowBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text