Lawn Enforcement Officer - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Hand-lettered script reads "The Original"

Hand-lettered script reads "The Original" above a yellow circle containing whimsical red and yellow text reading "Bobby McGees Conglomeration" with a cartoon figure in pointed shoes reclining in a clawfoot bathtub

a young person with short curly hair

and a very permanent extraction

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Lawn Enforcement Officer - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Hand-lettered script reads "The Original"Lawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered