Heed! Pants! Now! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Whether you're a die-hard 'Taxi'

Whether you're a die-hard 'Taxi' fan or simply appreciate clever and unexpected designs

and its baseball team carried that identity onto every small-town field

White text reads "AIN'T NO MASTERS HERE DUDE

Bold distressed navy block text reads "SO PITTED" across the top

Heed! Pants! Now! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Whether you're a die-hard 'Taxi'Stuart Mackenzie's parenting style is just screaming orbital measurements at a child whose head has its own gravitational pull. That boy's pillow budget alone could bankrupt Scotland. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Posterized portraits depict Heed in the foreground with an oversized head, curly orange red hair, and a somber expression, while Stuart Mackenzie appears smaller behind him with gray hair, glasses, and an open mouth.