Heed! Pants! Now! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt dubuque Beaver Liquor only works because

Beaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene

holding a cup

Curved text below reads "IT'S LIVIN'" in the same weathered typeface

Stylized digital illustration depicts Bob McKenzie in a yellow and blue knit toque

Heed! Pants! Now! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt dubuque Beaver Liquor only works becauseStuart Mackenzie's parenting style is just screaming orbital measurements at a child whose head has its own gravitational pull. That boy's pillow budget alone could bankrupt Scotland. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Posterized portraits depict Heed in the foreground with an oversized head, curly orange red hair, and a somber expression, while Stuart Mackenzie appears smaller behind him with gray hair, glasses, and an open mouth.