Dragon of the Black Pool - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Nobody told him "a few

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

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Bold distressed white text in a Hebrew-inspired blocky typeface reads "3000 YEARS" across the top

Bold rust-brown text reads "BEGGAR'S CANYON" at the top

Dragon of the Black Pool - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Nobody told him "a fewDinner at Wang Chi's favorite spot comes with great wonton soup and a front row seat to an ancient sorcerer's kidnapping operation. Parking the Pork Chop Express out front should have been the first red flag. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Large green angular lettering reads "DRAGON" above stacked lines reading "OF THE" in white and "BLACK POOL" in bold red angular type. A traditional Eastern style green dragon with detailed