I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt tombstone A large red apple with

A large red apple with a white highlight contains a green anthropomorphic worm with a smirking human face smoking a cigarette

Distressed white blackletter text below reads "We Believe In Nussing

A high-contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit

Printed on our sturdy 100% cotton long sleeve T-Shirt

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt tombstone A large red apple withCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved