Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top genius This design tips its captain’s

This design tips its captain’s hat to the ultimate floating cocktail lounge aboard The Love Boat

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and orange toppings wears a red gift bow

a curly black mustache tucked beneath the hat brim

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top genius This design tips its captain’sTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads