Dwight Schrute's Gym For Muscles - Unisex T-Shirt merced Fukitol exists because Big Pharma

Fukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal

A distressed white halftone illustration of Ivan Drago in a fighting stance with boxing gloves appears behind bold white block text reading "IVAN" flanked by two golden-yellow stars

Gus McCrae's porch philosophy hit harder than any gunfight

Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top

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