I Pooped Today! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal A gold ribbon banner displays

A gold ribbon banner displays "1985" in dark lettering

everything else really is cream cheese

Inspired by My Cousin Vinny

not even kids who took the long way home through three feet of snow

I Pooped Today! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal A gold ribbon banner displaysCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: