Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Women's T-Shirt kirksville Fortnightly cravings and wee beady

Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg

Bold white text below reads "HAND MADE QUALITY SHIT" with a small white needle and thread icon beneath

Both look great on a shelf collecting dust

Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Women's T-Shirt kirksville Fortnightly cravings and wee beadyFinishing a 96 ounce steak is less a meal and more a hostage negotiation between Chet and his own digestive system. Opening a steakhouse afterward is the most unhinged victory lap in Midwest vacation history. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Circular red orange portrait in a cartoon caricature style depicts Chet Ripley's grinning face, flanked by distressed white text reading "ESTD" and "1988." Distressed white text inside a bordered sign