I'd Hit That - Pinata - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Slapping Est

Slapping Est

Perimeter text in blocky red sans-serif reads "2801 Wagon Wheel Rd

Hospitalization is apparently the ultimate team-building exercise

Distressed white serif text stacked across four centered lines reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF" in a bold retro typeface

I'd Hit That - Pinata - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Slapping EstPiatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding. Slapping that phrase underneath one is just plausible deniability with crepe paper. The Details: Multicolored cartoon piata in the shape of a burro, decorated with horizontal stripes of green, yellow, purple, pink, orange, and blue, with a single cartoon eye, a blue pom pom on its head, a rainbow tail, and a white string extending