Colossal Squid Confessions bfg This BFG pair is made

This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarised mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are

These translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame

Avoid eye contact at all costs with these Mach Gs featuring translucent blue tortoiseshell frames and black gradient lenses

UV400 protection keeps your precious peepers safe and sound

Colossal Squid Confessions bfg This BFG pair is madeMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also