Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_hamilton holding an oversized combat knife

holding an oversized combat knife

" followed by flowing script reading "Hoes

Smaller black uppercase text reads "THE MUG" directly below in the same slab-serif style

alongside a white snowflake icon and scattered white snow dots throughout

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_hamilton holding an oversized combat knifeJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading