Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL standing behind a massive steak

standing behind a massive steak platter

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

Johnny tossing his badge into the surf afterward is peak melodrama disguised as the only sane response

with scrollwork flourishes beneath

Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL standing behind a massive steakReducing MC Hammer's entire cultural legacy to three preschool icons is the most respectful thing anyone's done for the man since parachute pants. Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered. The Details: White distressed stop sign icon labeled "STOP," a hammer silhouette, and a clock face are arranged left to right in a horizontal row. Together they form a rebus puzzle reading "Stop