Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex Sweatshirt newton " A white rounded rectangular

" A white rounded rectangular banner contains distressed white stencil-style uppercase text reading "THANK GOD I'M THE OTHER 2%

" centered above smaller white cursive script reading "and Seven Beers Ago

with "ROCHESTER" above and "NEW YORK" below in smaller dark red block lettering

A cartoon nutcracker in a red military uniform with gold shoulder trim

Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex Sweatshirt newton " A white rounded rectangularJacked Jesus hitting a PR in the clouds is the patron saint of guys who say "amen" after every set and tithe ten percent of their paycheck to supplement companies. Somewhere a Renaissance painter just rolled over in his grave. The Details: Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top. A vintage hand drawn illustration of a muscular Jesus pressing a barbell overhead appears in orange, golden yellow, and white,