Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Women's T-Shirt fargo above white text reading "MCCRACKEN'S

above white text reading "MCCRACKEN'S

Crom demands no prayers

Arched black and red text reading "NEWPORT COLTS BASEBALL CLUB" curves around a stylized red and black horseshoe forming a "C" with a white baseball and red stitching nestled inside

Distressed golden-yellow bold serif text below reads "DECOMPOSER

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Women's T-Shirt fargo above white text reading "MCCRACKEN'SSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved