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An argyle-inspired row of alternating teal and coral-red diamond shapes contains white text reading "BOWLING TEAM

Bold navy block text below reads "GREAT LEOPARD" with red italic script reading "Roller Skating Rink" underneath

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Arched blue serif text reading "BOB MORALES" curves along the top of a circular red

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