Uktabi Kong [Unhinged] 144 Set: Gladiator's Assault Card type:

Set: Gladiator's Assault Card type: Effect Monster Rarity: Secret Rare Attack: 2500 Defense: 1200 When this card is Special Summoned by the effect of a "Gladiator Beast" monster

then send 1 card from their hand to the Graveyard

Your opponent must then Special Summon 1 monster from his/her Deck in face-up Attack Position and attack your selected monster

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Uktabi Kong [Unhinged] 144 Set: Gladiator's Assault Card type:Set: Unhinged Type: Creature Ape Rarity: Rare Cost: {5}{G}{G}{G} Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1 1 green Ape creature token. "I desire the acquisition of a potassium rich fruit comestible of *substantial* magnitude."